donderdag, juli 24, 2008

PC om gek van te worden


Hebben jullie dat ook wel eens? Dat de PC niet datgene doet wat je wil...en net op het verkeerde moment? Veertig jaar geleden kende men dit fenomeen nog niet en beleefde mens nog de rust van gezellig ganzeborden en kijken naar de TV op Nederland 1 of 2....meer was er niet en dus ook niet om ruzie over te krijgen.... waar gaat dit naar toe?
Ik zie de koppen in de krant al in de nabije toekomst : "PC vermoord man".

zondag, juli 13, 2008

press any key


Kennen jullie dat verhaal ook van die helpdesk die iemand aan de lijn krijgt met een PC probleem?

De beller gaf aan dat gevraagd werd op het beeldscherm "Press any key" en dat vervolgens nergens deze "any" key op het key board te vinden was .........

Tsja...


maandag, juli 07, 2008

Onweer


Je kent het wel, geflits, gedonder, regen...... Onweer......een heel vreemd soort weer.
Helaas is het weer zo Nederlands zuinig woord....
Maar heel eerlijk gezegd betekent ON hetzelfde als NIET. Dus als hebt over "duidelijk" dan is er ook "onduidelijk". Als je het hebt over "verwacht" dan heb je ook het tegenovergestelde van "onverwacht"... kortom "onweer" kan nooit het tegenovergestelde zijn van "weer" want het is wel degelijk "weer"....
Laten we voortaan "onweer" een nieuwe naam geven, bijvoorbeeld "flitsend weer".
Dan is gewoon "weer" voortaan "onflitsend weer"!!!!!

vrijdag, juli 04, 2008

Holland en Fruit



Ab Klink was er helemaal uit.
We moeten massaal aan de groente en fruit
Ook al is het idee erg vet
Kijk eerst even naar het kabinet
En haal daar de rotte appels uit….


Ik had deze limerick vrijdag 4 Juli verstuurd naar het radio programma Somertijd en inderdaad werd deze daar gedraaid. Heb je het gemist dan kun je altijd nog er naar luisteren op: http://starfighter.web-log.nl/Somertijd04jul08.mp3

vrijdag, juni 27, 2008

leerplichtpolitie



Vandaag verstuurd naar Veronica radio programma SOMERTIJD...




Er was een gezin uit Schagen.
Die besloot het er maar eens op te wagen.
Helaas de leerplichtpolitie bezorgde hen een strop.
Maar gelukkig hadden ze hier een educatief antwoord op
De kinderen leerden namelijk bagage dragen.

zaterdag, mei 24, 2008

Klein duimpje op z'n Hollands Engels



Hallo allen.....een tijd niets meer geblogd.....sorry......
Maar hier ben ik weer.

Ooit kwam ik deze schitterende uitvoering tegen van het sprookje over klein duimpje. Het was letterlijk vertaald vanuit het Nederlands in het Engels en ECHT hilarisch!!

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LITTLE THUMBIE AND THE SEVEN-LEAGUE BOOTS
There once was a poor woodchopper."This woodchopping", he said one day to his woman, "there sits no dry bread in it. I work myself an accident the whole day, but you and our twelve children have not to eat"."I see the future dark in", his woman agreed."We must try to fit a sleeve to it", the woodshopper resumed. "I have a plan: tomorrow we shall go on step with the children and when in the middle of the wood we'll leave them to their fate over".His woman almost went off her little stick when she heard this. "What is there with you on the hand?", she cried. "Aren't you good sob?"But the woodchopper wasn't brought off his piece by her wailing. He gave no thread."It cannot differ to me what you think", he said. "There sits nothing else on; tomorrow we leave them in the wood".
Little Thumbie, the youngest son, had listened off his parents' conversation. The next morning before day and dew he went out and filled his pockets with pebbles. During the walk into the wood he knew unmarked-up to drop them one by one. Then the parents told the children to sprockle some wood. And the parents shined the plate!
When the parents didn't come for the day any more the children understood that they had been left in the stitch. Soon the waterlanders appeared. But Thumbie told them not by the packages down to sit because he would sorrow for it that they all got home wholeskins. Thank be the pebbles he was able to find his way back.
"By God", the parents said as they turned up. "How have you played him that ready?""No art on", said Thumbie and explained what he had done. "If you want to be rid of us you will have to stand up a bit earlier".
That is just what the parents did. This time there came no pebbles on to pass. All Thumbie had was a piece of dry bread. He decided that his bread then must believe in it. He left a trail of breadcrumbs but he did not have in the holes that they were being made into soldiers by the birds.
His parents departed with the northern sun as on the day before. But this time Thumbie soon touched rid of the trail. What now? Good council was expensive. The sun was already under. It was raining pipestems and the crying stood little Thumbie nearer than the laughing. At last he saw a tiny light through the trees. It turned out to be a house.
The lady who stood them to word was a giantess. She gave them what to eat but little Thumbie received the feeling that something wasn't fluff. He had understood that the giantess' man, the giant, was a people-eater who should see no bone in devouring them. If we do not pass up (he thought) we shall be the cigar. As soon as they saw there change clean they took the legs and smeared him.
When the giant came home he sniffed the air and bellowed: "I smell people flesh! Woman, why have you let them go there from through? Bring me my seven-league boots. I go behind after!"He was about to haul the children in but wonder above wonder: just then he decided to lie down in order to snap a little owl."Shoot up, help me!", Thumbie said to his brothers as soon as the giant lay there pitting. "We must see to make him his seven-league boots off-handy".He squeezed him like an old thief but they went ahead and knew him to draw his boots out."Now we must make that we come away!", little Thumbie said.He put on the boots and quickly made himself out of the feet, carrying his brothers along. Also he had seen chance to roll the giant's pockets and pick in all his gold pieces.
"How have you boxed that before each other!", cried Thumbie's parents in amazement when he showed up."It was a pod-skin", said little Thumbie modestly. "I may be small but I stand my little man. And look: we have also brought a lot of poon. We used not to be able to allow ourselves billy-goat's leaps, but now we have our sheep on the dry. We will never become anything too short again! I shall be able to buy myself a nailpants at last! and a woody-stringy!"."Great", his father exulted. "I shall buy us an auto".
That afternoon he came riding to the fore in a sled of a wagon."I seem to be having trouble riding straight out", Thumbie's father said."That thank you the cuckoo", his woman said. "You have a piece in your collar! You have him around again. I shall stop you in bed".
The next day all the children were stuck in the clothes as well. In her new dress mother looked like a cleanliness.After that they moved to the Hague. There they bought a chest of a house on the new explanation and lived happily ever after.!!!!!!

vrijdag, november 02, 2007

maken of kraken


Vandaag riep een collega op een bepaald moment tegen : "Ja maak het een beetje!!!".

Hij was ietwat gefrustreerd maar ik wist niet wat ik nou precies moest maken. De kreet van mijn collega was dus niet volledig genoeg om te kunnen bepalen wat ik nou precies moest doen...

Maar goed nadat ik vriendelijk uitleg vroeg begreep ik wat mij te doen stond...

Ik moest op dat moment "MAKEN" dat ik wegkwam!!!